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Happy Aphephobiacs

By   /  July 12, 2012  /  news  /  No Comments


Homeland Security will roll out a new laser to scan people at border checkpoints and airports. It works from 160 feet away and can detect anything from Adrenaline level, explosives, or what you ate for breakfast. Aphephobiacs everywhere are celebrating the news.

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By   /  July 8, 2012  /  news  /  No Comments

Image courtesy of KCconfidential.com

Remember that news about the massive and evil NSA complex being built in Utah? Well you can put away the tin foil hat. It turns out that this NSA death star could be serving a more benign purpose. Yes, Big Brother could use it to screen the population for Parkinson!

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DNS Check

By   /  July 5, 2012  /  news  /  No Comments


Is your computer infected by DNS changer? You may find out the hard way on Monday July 9th 2012. Or you could check now and fix it before the deadline.

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